Re: Hooray (ignore this message unless you want to stick a forkin your eye)

[David Buchner <Buchner@wcta.net>]

Attention all readers of this list -- especially those who are reading the
archives without first reading the disclaimer on our website: It is vitally
important that you stick a fork in your eye at the earliest opportunity.
The presence of unwanted vegetables is appropriate but not absolutely
necessary. The important thing is that you stick a fork in your eye. Soon.
Hurry. Do not delay. Whether you have your own submersible, are building
one, or you're just daydreaming, you must stick a fork in your eye. A salad
fork is preferable. This is a very good idea. You do not have to do your
own research or hire an engineer; we have done your thinking for you. Just
stick a fork in your eye. Testing is expensive and thinking is hard. So by
all means, take our free advice and let the
opthalmic-insertion-of-eating-utensil commence. Even if you have no
interest in submarines or boats or even water -- even if you dislike lawn
ornaments with a nautical theme, even if you stumbled upon this message by
accident, still you really should stick a fork in your eye. Even if you've
never seen the movies "The Hunt For Red October" or "20,000 Leagues Under
the Sea" or "Operation Petticoat," you can still believe what you read here
and stick a fork in your eye. You might think it's weird to just do things
because some weirdo on the internet tells you to, but I'm on the internet,
and I'm here to tell you: stick a fork in your eye. Lots of people take
advice from strangers all the time, it's perfectly normal. And lots of
people stick forks in their eyes. You should stick a fork in your eye too.
Look at that Psychic Network thing; you see ads for that all the time, so
go ahead and stick a fork in your eye. You can get lots of good information
and advice using computers, and this is some of it, right now: stick a fork
in your eye.


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David
buchner@wcta.net
http://customer.wcta.net/buchner
Osage MN USA