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Re: Hooray (ignore this message unless you want to stick a forkin your eye)
On Wed, 12 May 1999 14:41:05 -0400 Jonathan Shawl writes:
>Good one Dave! Laughed for 5 minutes solid!
>Standard pre disclaimer follows;... this is not related to subs at
all... it is
>meant for humor purposes only...any other use is a violation of federal
>law...it is understood that my toung is firmly planted in cheek...If you
agree
>to this then read on...:-)
I also clicked on the icon over the words "I am over 18," too.
>Dave you left out a couple of things. You forgot to warn that sticking a
fork
>in your eye might hurt a little but it's worth it. It may prevent
someone from
>doing something real stupid and dangerous like building a homemade
>sub.
Hey, you mean they allow you guys to have forks??!!! It's funny, but
they won't let *me* have a fork.
>On the other hand maybe you found a cure for optical rectosus. That is a
>dangerous condition, it's when your optic nerve gets cross linked to
your
>rectum and it gives you a $h!ty out look on life. Let me know how it
works out,
>ok. :-)
Optical rectosus only happens to one's boss. Or to one's employees.
>Maybe I could afford a used fork, or does anybody got a good fork they
>want to trade for a sub?
I have some plastic sporks. If your eye is the consistancy of jello,
they'll work.
>Post disclaimer... If you read this far and you still want a
>sub....All I can say is you have been warned.
I guess, if it's this bad, I should go back to designing a 3/4 replica
of the XP-55. But then I'd need a pilot's license. Damn. It's
always something.
>Oh no, is this what happens to a person that hangs around this group
>too long????
Only if they have a sense of humor.
>Soon we will be sticking the fork in the dead horsie that is riding the
flaming
>popsicle stick sub into the sunset while the dog sits on shore barking
>and waiting for his master to return.
Nah, it's a zebra. Or maybe a unicorn.
>Ah I feel better now! :-) LOL
Hey, all this reminded me: I wanted to ask if anyone has ever
taken their psub under a sheet of ice?
Mike Holt
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