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Re: Updated: a big scoop of Halon
Dick Morrisson wrote:
> > David Buchner writes:
> >
> > "Anyhow, it's been raining way too long here, and I'm spending way too much
> > time writing e-mails like this every few hours. I think my house might
> > qualify as a submarine right now."
> >
>
> No good Seattle-ite can let a comment like that pass. You think you got rain
> buddy? Come to the pacific northwest and see what rain is all about! We have
> two seasons out here, "The rainy season and the Fourth of July!". One
> exasperated visitor asked a local boy if it ever stopped raining here and the
> boy said, "how do I know, I'm only 6!" Out here hydroplane races are just the
> morning commute! Seattle-ites don't get suntans, they just rust! Ducks migrate
> from here just to dry out. Our state tree is a tall variety of moss. The state
> animal is a slug. I don't want to hear you whining about rain anymore till
> you've endured 90+ consecutive days of rain (last December through this March).
> That was fun!
> Dick
Why, that's NOTHING!!! When I was a boy . . . oops, this isn't the retro Monty
Python list - where the hell am I?
--
Rick Lucertini
empiricus@sprint.ca
(Vancouver, Canada)
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