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ROFLMBTVO Warning.



Maybe I will stick (as in popsicle) around, just to see (with my good eye) what
happens next. Maybe I can even collect the empty beer cans for the deposit money and
then buy a ticket to Portland or maybe even Trogg to see some real subs.

Dick Morrisson wrote:

> The people known as Luddites originally came from a small Eastern European city
> called Trogg.  They are therefore formally known as Troggluddites!  Being
> primitive as they were the name was shortened to make it easier to say when
> consuming excessive amounts of beer while engaged in their favorite passion which
> was making submarines out of popsickle sticks and dead horses while only using one
> eye (the other engaged in holding the fork of course).  As it was done this way
> for years, it became routine, even boring, "set in concrete" as it were, often to
> the point of requiring the use of oxygen.  When the oxygen cylinders ran dry,
> continued sucking collapsed them and they made the well known "thoomp" sound.  As
> this proved fatal, the people vanished, and this became known as the big "bang"
> theory.  Historians have argued for years over the existence of the Troggluddites
> in very heated debates, often to the point of spontaneous combustion, in fact
> "flaming" each other, in a way only grown men who understand the term "gone down
> lately?" can do.
>
> See you all in Portland,
> Dick
>
> Erik Michael Muller wrote:
>
> > > Darn it, I don't want a reputation as a Luddite. It's your boat, and you can
> > > drive it however you please. :-o Joe
> >
> > What is luddite??, perhaps it could be used instead of concrete??
> > E.M.