From: Dewey Mason <drmason2001@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: personal_submersibles@psubs.org
To: Richard Altstatt <richard.altstatt@msfc.nasa.gov>, Mark Edwards
<nitewolf@knology.net>, Steve & MaryKae Jones
<hippocmpunicorn@aol.com>, Mary Ann Locke <maryann@moltenmoon.com>,
Paula Mason <pragueangel2003@yahoo.com>, Monica <manacka@juno.com>,
Doug Newsom <newsom3569@verizon.net>, Frances Pitruzzello
<fudge_phantom@yahoo.com>, Psubs <Personal_Submersibles@psubs.org>,
Rowan Raven <rowanraven@yahoo.com>, "Russell T. Wilbanks"
<majorwilbanks@yahoo.com>
Subject: [PSUBS-MAILIST] Fwd: women
Date: Sat, 20 Mar 2004 21:33:31 -0800 (PST)
Please be advised that I do NOT adhere to these, I
just thought they where funny. I have assumed that
everyone I have sent this too has enough intelligence
to also have an adult sense of humor.
> MEN:
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings
> it.
>
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> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
> a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
> machine will
> probably never be able to support you.
>
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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that
> allows them to
> stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>
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> How do you know when a woman is about to say
> something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told
> me..."
>
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> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>
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> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build
> up the required
> pressure.
>
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your
> wife is yelling
> at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
> in.
>
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> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
>
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> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
> name was Always.
>
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> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> a woman's sex
> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>
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> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
>
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> Women will never be equal to men until they can
> walk down the
> street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
> think they are sexy.
>
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> In the beginning, God created the earth and
> rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>
>
>
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