[PSUBS-MAILIST] Fwd: women

[Dewey Mason <drmason2001@yahoo.com>]

Please be advised that I do NOT adhere to these, I
just thought they where funny. I have assumed that
everyone I have sent this too has enough intelligence
to also have an adult sense of humor.



> MEN:
>  How many men does it take to open a beer?
>   None. It should be opened by the time she brings
> it.
>  
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>   Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
> a woman?
>   Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
> machine will
>   probably never be able to support you.
>  
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>   Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>   It's one of those "evolutionary things" that
> allows them to
>   stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>  
>
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>   How do you know when a woman is about to say
> something smart?
>   When she starts her sentence with "A man once told
> me..."
>  
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>   How do you fix a woman's watch?
>   You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>  
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>   Why do men break wind more than women?
>   Because women can't shut up long enough to build
> up the required
>   pressure.
>  
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>   If your dog is barking at the back door and your
> wife is yelling
>   at the front door, who do you let in first?
>   The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
> in.
>  
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>   What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>   A woman who won't do what she's told.
>  
>
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>   I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
> name was Always.
>  
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>   Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> a woman's sex
>   drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>  
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>   Why do men die before their wives?
>   They want to.
>  
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>   Women will never be equal to men until they can
> walk down the
>   street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
> think they are sexy.
>  
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>   In the beginning, God created the earth and
> rested.
>   Then God created Man and rested.
>   Then God created Woman.
>   Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> 
> 
> 
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