Re: [PSUBS-MAILIST] Speaking of starting flame wars ...

[Coalbunny <coalbunny@vcn.com>]

Women and trouble- Two different spellings for the same definition.
Carl


Steven Mills wrote:
> 
> Since we're on the subject of nuptials I have to relate an expeience
> I had about a week ago. [ this one on *pre-nuptials*].
> I was in the checkout line at a local store here. Behind me was
> a young man [ younger than me]  with one of those bag of chew
> bones and a chew toy and in the other a hair care product. He
> juggled the items to count out what money he had, obviously pondering
> what to buy and what to discard.  I struck up a conversation with him
> and found out the hair conditioner was for his *fiance*.  This guy was
> in obvious distress...he kept looking at the items and counting his
> change. So, I asked him:
> 
> Q:Who came first the dog or the fiance?
> A: The dog.
> 
> Q: Who talks back to you, the dog or fiance?
> A: The fiance.
> 
> Q: Who forgives you all the time without question?
> A: The dog.
> 
> Q: Who's your best friend and will never leave you?
> A: The dog.
> 
> The lad  smiled and discarded the hair care product and I let
> him in front of me to make his purchase.
> 
> So...is there a lesson here? Heck...I don't know! Pehaps, if you
> have a furry and loyal friend, you should take him/her to the pSubs
> Conference and all the sub exhibits for the honeymoon.
> [ I don't know about cats or hamsters ]  Jon, do you allow pets at the
> conference?  :-)
> 
> --Steve
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Jonathan Wallace <jon@psubs.org>
> To: <personal_submersibles@psubs.org>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 7:04 AM
> Subject: Re: [PSUBS-MAILIST] Speaking of starting flame wars ...
> 
> > >Yeah, but PSUBS conferences aren't always held the week after the
> > >wedding.
> >
> > So, you just schedule your wedding to coincide with the PSUBS
> > conference.  Problem solved.  :)
> >
> > Jon

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