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Re: Nuclear sub
Dave:
No need to waste ammo! Place the unit in a garbage bag, and put it in the
freezer over night. Works every time. I no because I read it on the
internet. Just take it apart and the little buggers will fall out lifeless
and on their backs. Kill'em all, let God sort'em out.
Big Dave
-----Original Message-----
From: David Buchner <buchner@wcta.net>
To: personal_submersibles@psubs.org <personal_submersibles@psubs.org>
Date: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 7:38 PM
Subject: Re: Nuclear sub
>At 1904 -0500 11/01/99, Paul Suds wrote:
>>Hi guys. I usually can't wait to get on the net and read your e-mails.
>>Unfortunately, the Nuclear Plant where I work has been refueling for the
>>last month, and I haven't had time
>
>Wow, cool! Don't you get, like, an employee discount or something? Doesn't
the plant have a surplus outlet store in the local community? I've long
thought spent fuel would make a great home heating solution. Theft
deterrent... snow-melting driveway... aquarium heater... sauna... "Spent
nuclear fuel: a million household uses!"
>
>(Of course, if the NSA really does have a supercomputer seeking suspicious
words, you guys realize we've attracted it's attention already. Might as
well make it complete: "Does anyone know where I can get fissionable
material, cheap? It is for a school project. I am not from the Middle East,
and I would *not* be using it to make a bomb to punish infidels...")
>
>In other frivolous off-topic traffic:
>Holy cow, Big Dave! I was about 20 messages behind, and I just read your
post about the cockroaches! Umm, thanks for the wisdom. How about if I hold
the shotgun pointed at the scanner while I get someone else to loosen the
screws...?
>
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>
>--"...That's how freedom will end: not with a bang, but with a rustle of
file folders. If
>--you love any of your rights, defend all of them."
>
> David
>buchner@wcta.net
>http://customer.wcta.net/buchner
>Osage MN USA
>
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