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David Buchner ( one sick puppy ) then replied with perhaps the funniest thing that I have ever read on the internet. I laughed so loud I woke the neighbors up!!! Truly a classic worth posting in the PSUB archive Hall of Fame. From his posting we learned two things: 1) he must get out of his basement more, 2) he apparently hasn't regained "fork privileges" in his house quite yet.
Hate to tell you this: his basement IS his house! Check out
his web site!
Rick Lucertini
empiricus@sprint.ca
(Vancouver, Canada)
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