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[PSUBS-MAILIST] Amphibious P-sub sneak attacks



>  Iraqi Submarine Prowling Lake Michigan
> Great Lakes -- it's all one big water system.

It says something, that they feel it necessary to explain this 
geographical tidbit to their audience...

>  "That puts the terrorists in a perfect position to launch an 
> amphibious
>  sneak attack on any one of at least six states, including Minnesota,
>  Wisconsin, Ohio, Illinois, Pennsylvania and New York.

Perfect position, oh yes. As a rule of thumb, always begin your 
amphibious attacks from out in the water. But I don't understand what 
kind of "amphibious" attack a 6-man minisub could launch on anything -- 
unless they had a bicycle on board...

>  The Bush administration is keeping the crisis under wraps to avoid
>  nationwide panic, the source claims.

Because nothing leads to panic like the possibility of very, very small 
slow-moving vehicles under water near chilly Great Lakes beaches.

> God knows there are enough raw materials in
>  Detroit to build a fleet of mini-subs."

This part is just too weird to even say anything.

>  The expert ends with an ominous warning: "If we don't do something 
> about
>  those subs soon, we'll be in big trouble."

Oh boy.

Thanks -- whoever posted this originally. What a hoot.  I understand 
what Doc's saying about sensationalism and hype and paranoia and all, 
but my chief response to stuff like this lately is that I'm filled with 
pride and a sense of my own importance, as it gives me definitive 
knowledge that quite a few  people are useless fools and I'm NOT. These 
things should give us p-subbers a little gleeful burst of self-esteem 
boosting, and we should be thankful to these disreputable publishers 
for the warm glow we fee.


David
buchner@wcta.net
Osage, MN, USA
http://customer.wcta.net/buchner