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RE: [PSUBS-MAILIST] PSUBS in Boating magazine
Perhaps I am too sensitive to these things, but I have to say that I'm 
not impressed with this article.  In my 
opinion the author didn't convey this as a serious experience and the fact that 
he ran into a number of issues during his dive I think is 
unfortunate.
 
 
You can kind of get a flavor of where the 
article is heading when the author leads off with this 
comment.
 
"It's beyond cool....now if it only came 
with torpedoes"
 
 
 
First, the author describes an apparent 
hatch leak.
 
Ragan's disembodied voice comes over the 
radio: "What's that sound?"
"Just a little water," I reply.  "No big 
thing."  The cold stream hits my
neck and runs down my back.  The 
seat of my jeans absorbs it like a Depends
adult undergarment.  Water 
pools around my shoes.  Apparently the gusher
isn't going to go away, no 
matter how long I try to ignore it.  Before
I squeezed inside his 
one-person Kittrege (sic) K-250 submarine (named
for designer George Kittrege 
(sic)), Ragan warned me that on this winter
day the O-ring would be cold and 
inflexible.
 
 
 
Next, the author describes getting 
hung-up.
 
I'm just spinning in place.  From the 
muddy 3 foot view through the
porthole between my legs, it's obvious we're 
not moving forward.  Then
I spot the problem.  "Uh, it looks like 
we're hung up on something
down here," I say.  "Something metal.  
Looks like a milk crate."  To
work the submarine off, I try to ascend a 
bit, then I try rocking the
submarine from side to side ever so 
slightly.  But I end up either
still spinning or dragging the crate 
forward and kicking up enough
silt to muddy the view.  Eventually, I 
abandon all hope and radio
Ragan that I'm blowing the 
tanks.
 
 
 
Finally, the author ends the article with 
this exchange, using a paragraph heading of "Sub 
Par".
 
"You did better than most of my students," 
Ragan says once
I've forced open the 
hatch.
 
"Come on.  I couldn't even steer the 
damn thing."
 
"It wasn't your fault," he says.  
"The wind was pulling my boat, and that
was too much for the submarine to 
overcome.  Also you didn't panic when
the water was running 
in."
 
"Pouring 
in."
 
"Whatever.  I feel comfortable 
signing you off.  
Congratulations."
 
If he's comfortable, then I'm 
comfortable.  Drenched, freezing, but
comfortable.  Just get me out 
of this thing and back into a real 
boat.
 
 
 
I'm not sure this puts Ragan's business, 
or small recreational subs, in their best light.  Unfortunately, you never 
know where a reporter or editor is going to take a story ahead of time.  
And to be fair, alot of times an editor will dictate to a reporter how they want 
the story framed.
 
Just my 
opinion.
 
Jon