Re: [PSUBS-MAILIST] Tragedy strikes a PSUBBER....

["Captain Nemo" <vulcania@interpac.net>]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Suds" <paul_suds@hotmail.com>
To: <personal_submersibles@psubs.org>
Sent: Monday, July 17, 2000 11:46 PM
Subject: Re: [PSUBS-MAILIST] Tragedy strikes a PSUBBER....


> Nemo, you're a Rascal, but you already know that :)
> Suds

Thanks Paul.  I apologize if that joke was maybe a little too much like
Orson Well's 1938 Halloween invasion prank, but it was all (and only) in
fun.

BTW: n that same newspaper was a story about an atheist who, while being
chased through the woods by a bear, called out for God to save him.
Suddenly, everything stopped; a beam of light struck the man, and a heavenly
voice said:

"After a lifetime of denying my existence, you now call on me for help?  Am
I to believe you've suddenly become a Christian?"

The atheist replied, "Well, no; but could you turn the BEAR into a
Christian?"

"It is done!" the voice replied.

The light went out; everything started moving again.  A look of peace came
across the bear's snarling visage; he dropped to his knees, brought his
forepaws together in prayer, and said:

"Lord, for that which we are about to receive from thy bounty, we are truly
thankful!"

;-)